Check out the video here for yourself:
Who P!nk Spoofs:
* Fred Segal Girl (not Mary-Kate Olsen like some think, although I think she looks a lot more like Hilary Duff's sister Haylie in this scene-- and I don't think Haylie's a stupid girl for those who might think otherwise)
* Video Girl (possibly Britney Spears?)
* Orange Tanning Girl
* Boob Job Girl
* Lindsay Lohan
* Gym Girl
* "I Will Be Skinny" Girl/Nicole Ritchie (and/or Lindsay Lohan depending on your point of view)
* Paris Hilton (or any other girl with a sex tape)
* Jessica Simpson (and maybe Paris Hilton: you do remember her commercial that never aired for Carl Jr's)
* Plastic Surgery Girl (or Paris Hilton: everything she has is pink after all...)
Here are the lyrics:
Title: Stupid Girls
Album: I'm Not Dead (out April 4th)
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
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Some lyrics, heh?
~*~ My favorite lines~*~
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
...and...
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
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Now these lyrics are so true; just look around and you'll see what I mean.
