>>Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He
>>shoots his friend and kills him.
>>Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"
>>*******************************************
>>
>>A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>>Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
>>****************************************
>>
>>Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>>Without Information Fighting Everytime
>>Wife replies," No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!"
>>*****************************************
>>
>>What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
>>Stress is when wife is pregnant,
>>Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
>>and Panic is when both are pregnant.
>>****************************************
>>
>>Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
>>Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom
>>fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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>>
>>A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all
>>these kids yours??"
>>The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are
>>customer complaints".
>>****************************************************************
>>
>>A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between
>>confident and confidential.
>>Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend
>>over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
